your dick is now a noodle

A description of the process of your Penis transforming to a Noodle

Skidadle Skidodle, your dick is now a noodle

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now watch me boy

now watch me boy clap clap clap clap clap clap boy

lol monkey now watch me boy nigger

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Who shot who in the what now?

Wait, what?

A quote from the TV series The Simpsons in the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns pt. II," Jasper, a senior citizen says this quote.

Mitch: (in a meaningless argument with the person next to him while the rest of the world tunes them out) No, I'm positive it isn't done that way. Right Al?
Al: Who shot who in the what now?

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yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus

Basically, an abortion except its memed

When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."

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how ya like me now

What you say to someone after you give them a bitch slap. Can also be used after shaming someone in some other way, e.g. proving them wrong or stealing their honey.

See also How ya like that sucka.

How ya like me now! Biatch!

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tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

Are you dicking me right now?

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.

John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"

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