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Some as whole you moved in with or let him/her move in with you. S/He also eats all your fucking food and drinks everything before you even think about getting a drink. S/He also doesn't buy any of food/drinks him/her ate or drank. Also s/He has a male cat that isn't spayed so he pisses everywhere so he blanes your potty trained dog and they don't clean it so your stuck cleaning his cats shit. S/He also may not do dishes, vacuum, or let the trash pile up till it's a mini trash skyscraper. They also make you over pay and when you say something about any of the above problems they say " Well I don't have the money" Even though he works too.
"JP ate all my delicious bacon and left all the dishes to clean. Also his punk ass cat pissed on the couch again. He's such a douche-bag room mate."
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What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.
American translation: "You dun goof'd"
Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."
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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."
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The sound associated with a razor blade or credit card chopping up and scraping cocaine into lines.
"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"
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when two male brits fuck each other and blood comes out, one needs to screams this outloud
OH BLOODY HELL MATE, MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING!
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Alias for Get Fucked
Get a booster jab mate.
Get fucked mate
Australian slang for a throat fuck
Justin : Fancy a Barbie tonight mate?
Paul : Yeah be there @ 7
Justin : Great, don’t be late to didgeridoo me throat mate!
“Fuck yeah, didgeridoo me throat”
this is to all who know me sophie and i go to harris in yr 9 i love you ALL K
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