Bleating Wine

Expensive wine that is poured only during celebrations

Please get us some of that bleating wine in the evening

Georgia wine tasting

The tasting of wine off the surface of a scrotum.

Hey we’re gonna do wine tasting but we’re gonna do Georgia wine Tasting so everybody get on your knees and get ready to lick this wine off my nuts

wine-high

When you drink so much wine you become a 2000s songs dancer

Haley was so wine-high she hit that dougie.

Jailhouse Wine

a wine made in prison using old grapes

Prisoner 1: i wanna get drunk

Prisoner 2: we have grapes let's make jailhouse wine

Put the wine in the flour box

When you do something shitty or stupid

Oh man you put the wine in the flour box you idiot!

Appalachian Wine Cellar

Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.

Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.

italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush

"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"