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the chirp of the 13%

A sound you will typically hear, usually over vocal intercoms like video games or phone calls, inside the home of the 13%

Adam: yo what's that damn chirping sound? I'm trying to focus without that going off ever 3 seconds
Tim: oh that's probably just the chirp of the 13% in our lobby

by Surtr September 25, 2023


August 13

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

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by Ejejsks April 14, 2022


May 13

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet

by machary May 9, 2022


May 13

If you born on this day. You love to do that shit … all the time

Yeah bruh born on may 13 heard them foos love to do that shit.

“what shit?”

Suck dick

by Hearditdidntsayit May 12, 2022


December 13

people can be great. they can find cures and vaccines and meds against viruses and many illnesses. they don't always do it for profit but out of selfless noble motives. Scientific endeavours should be rewarded as the survival-ensuring actions they are.

Hey bubu, today is not about you or me.
Its December 13
Open it

by Krkič December 13, 2020


December 13

National send your boyfriend a sexy pic day

Please send me a pic it’s December 13th

by J2Smoky December 14, 2021


December 13

Your crush has to hug you day!

Sam: bro your crush just hugged you!
Jeff: Ik bri thats because its december 13

by lyssa<3 December 10, 2021