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A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.
"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"
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From the game Portal 2. A lemon with the power to explode and start a fire. Yelled by Cave Johnson via an old recording while Chell and Glados navigate through the abandoned part of Apeture Science laboratories.
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Someone whose attracted to Lemons in a sexual matter.
"Fuck man, I think I need to buy another bag of lemons. I masterbated through all of them."
"Dude why the hell would you fuck lemons."
"I'm a lemon sexual, plus they make my dick taste sour."
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A Lemon Pepper is a person with blonde hair and black eyebrows. Lemon Peppers generally have many traits in common with Gingers, such as social outcastness and tiny penises. While Gingers have no soul, Lemon Peppers have no emotions and no conrol over their microscopic weiners.
Timmy:"OMG look at Chip, he is such a Lemon Pepper!"
John: "I know! His eyebrows totally don't match his hair! Wtf is his problem?"
Timmy: "And dude, look at his penis! Its so tiny!"
Timmy & John: "DAMN LEMON PEPPERS"
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As a guy gets sexually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. Squeezing his nuts as he orgasms can be intensely pleasurable.
Lemon Squeeze:
Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.
-Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song."
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a person who does stuff they don't want to do but does it anyway to look cool
Jacob was being a lemon sucker when he was listening to bts
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the name speaks for itself it is chocolate and lemon flavor together
(person 1)did you hear jim hates cacao lemon
(person 2) WHY WOULD I CARE
(person 2(sorry caps lock)
(person 1) we are speaking in real life
(person 2) that is not my problem
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