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No one likes her but she always come around!
George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.
1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.
Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.
The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday
“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement”
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”
everyone hates them, even hot people.
person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"
A time when a bunch of minuscule manlets get together to whine about having spent another torturous weekend alone as always and to mentally prepare themselves for an undoubtedly horrific week of constant humiliation and well-deserved bullying due to their laughably obvious manletism and abominable Napoleon complex. The stunted and diminutive manlet boys usually dance around wearing Oompa Loompa costumes while listening to Short People, thusly worshipping their idol Randy Newman in a futile and desperate bid to be finally blessed with an invaluable and long-awaited growth spurt.
Lol, why are those sissy manlets dressed up as Oompa Loompas holding hands over there? It must be Manlet Monday. Those midget monstrosities are probably waddling to the nearest hobbit-hole. Good. I don't want no short people around here.
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A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday
Special Monday is the last Monday of every October where you have to get zooted or hammered.
Hey man are you ready for special Monday tonight?