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Patrick dempsey

The hottest
The sexiest
The fittest

man on earth.

Mcdreamy >>>>

Patrick dempsey is the most handsome man ever

by Patrick’s wife January 14, 2023


The Black Patrick

“When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot”

Thuy is not number one but she's up there, way up there in the black patrick rankings

by Black_Patrick February 8, 2023


Donovan Patrick

Fucking ASSHOLE.

Don't be like Donovan Patrick, that would make you a YUGE ASSHOLE bro

by Mr. Morningstar July 9, 2021


patrick thats a

Patrick always doesn’t pick up the jar

Patrick thats a gun

Yes

by XxTheIsis123xX May 26, 2021


Patrick Woods

Amelia Goggins Boyfriend

Patrick woods amelia higgins forever

by Amelia Goggin February 3, 2023


Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)

“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.

by Hal2001 April 20, 2023


patrick boobies

Boobies on Patrick Star’s body.

Patrick Boobies are cool!

by patrick boobies June 17, 2021

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