The hottest
The sexiest
The fittest
man on earth.
Mcdreamy >>>>
Patrick dempsey is the most handsome man ever
“When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot”
Thuy is not number one but she's up there, way up there in the black patrick rankings
Don't be like Donovan Patrick, that would make you a YUGE ASSHOLE bro
Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”
“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
Boobies on Patrick Star’s body.
Patrick Boobies are cool!
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