A roving roach is a reporter for the hit podcast, The Josh Potter Show who submits random articles he/she has found online, almost like an actual reporter.
Jeez man those roving roaches really know their shit!
Asscocking bitch roach means that someone is a hooligan ninny faggot.
"Hey larissa"
"Shut the fuck up you asscocking bitch roach"
"Hey go fucking burn at hitler's wraith"
"Y'know what? Fuck you and damn your family back to hell you hooligan ninny faggot"
"Hey, shitass. Why don't you do the whole fucking world a favor and hang yourself?"
"I already hung your 3 year old sister, she's in my room. Makes a great punching bag."
"Hey go join her, you worthless peace of cock"
"Look at you, faggot. Your mothers lips were on my dick last night, not specifing which lips though."
"Kill yourself, faggot"
Reeha the roach is a cockroach in human disguise. She acts, looks, and behaves just like a roach. It does not matter how much RAID you spray, roach traps you lay, or if you even switch homes - Reeha will follow.
Friend: I had to spray the entire place down, set out like 10 traps, and guess what - roaches just keeps showing up everywhere! That girl has no chill.
Friend2: I mean...is that even a surprise, thats what Reeha the Roach do.
Reeha the roach is a girl who, just like a roach, is always popping up and following you around no matter how much you try to get rid of her.
Person 1: Our last apartment had roaches, we had to move
Person 2: I hope the roaches weren't in your stuff and followed you
Person 1: Unfortunately it was, reeha the roach has been with us ever since
A guy with a very big dick (10-12 inches)
Yo, is that Justin Roach with the big cock.
TRUE
The very last couple of pulls on a zoot that is basically roach, but people can't be bothered (or just can't) roll another one.
Guy 1: Hey, you want this?
Guy 2 Yeah!
Guy 3: Nah man, allow roach ridin'
When you are in a monogamous relationship and find yourself in someone else's bed five nights out of seven. That is stretching.
Hey dude you've been roaching all over the place. Stay the f*** away from my house