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The roll of excess skin created when one wears an article of clothing which is too snug. The most common offenses being jeans and tube tops. In common urban vernacular this phenomenon is also known as the muffin top. This term was coined deep in the jungles of Maui at an undisclosed location.
"I really like these jeans but they give me too much squirrel meat."
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Gary, a squirrel, is a mediocre ice-skater. He skated 2 years with the infamous Chaz Micheal Micheals and supposidly has a thrid ball.
Chaz"When we were gettin' stoned out by the busstop, he said he had a third ball" Gary the squirrel is dumbfounded.
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A close relative of the the hood rat. The hood squirrel stores nuts in her jaws.
A hood squirrel is a dressed up hoodrat that runs around the neighborhood with her bushy tail tooted up to attract random men that don't mind bussing in her mouth.
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a small 11th grade scrawny kid from south Carrol who shits in random bathrooms and doest get caught. chances are he wont get caught be he continues to shit at random.
hey squirrel meat did you just pull a poop bandit in Mr. Davis's room?
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A small kid whose physical conditions are a) no higher than 4'11" b) a Causian teenager and c) no heavier than 90 pounds and who acts like he's gansta or a skater punk. basically they are pint sized kids trying to be bad-ass but will eventually get arrested and wake up in jail to some 300 pound redneck named Bubba who wants to make them his biatch! If a S.K. tries to mug you at night, the best defense is to hit them with a blunt object
Imagine a small ass kid trying to make you his bitch
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Along with Camp Lazlo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, My Gym Partner's A Monkey, and Ben 10, the reason most people stop watching Cartoon Network.
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Sex position, when the female in on her stomach while holding her ankles with her knees fully bent. The Male holds her knees up while spreading her legs, to hit it from the back.
While executing the flying squirrel Andrew got rug burn on his knees and Nicole got it on her face.
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