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Unrespecting Women Stay Upset

Hoes mad

Guy 1: Unrespecting women stay upset!
Guy 2: Hoes mad x24

by daddyliv May 7, 2019

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50 facts about women

"50 facts about women" is a list of quirks that women tend to generally have. This list is often mistaken by many (such as "a") that the list applies to dykes.1 And it is often mistaken that the list applies to ugly women.2

1 43. If a man ticks off a womn she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)- STUPID, i dont care if a man leaves the toilet seat up.
-50 facts about women
2 45.Wmen can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.- THis is the mans fault for giving in.
-50 facts about women

by The Dragon Slayer October 5, 2005

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National Respect Women Week

Throughout Any week it is nowโ€”

!National Respect Women Week!

Men, have made multiple days into holidays where they believe they can do inappropriate acts to women.

For Exampleโ€”

โ€œNational Sucks Dick Dayโ€
Someone believed they could make June 24th into a national day dedicated to sucking menโ€™s dicks.

โ€œNational Send Nudes Dayโ€

Someone believes they can make EVERYDAY into a day where women send nudes.

โ€œNational Grab Ass Dayโ€

Someone believes they can also make EVERYDAY into a day where they can grab a girls ass and expect them to not be mad about it.

โ€œNational Eat Pussy Dayโ€
Again on June 24th someone believes they can make a day to eat out girl.

โ€œNational Kiss Your Crush Dayโ€
Someone believed that since they made a post on Urban dictionary they can give everyone permission to kiss their crush without consent on October 22nd.

Of Course Woman made some of these too, but the most LIKED, the most VIEWED, were made by men thirds women.

On this week, or any week you choose, OR ANY/EVERY DAY, disrespect men like they disrespect you.

If a man touches you in a way you donโ€™t like and a way that put disrespect towards you, Do It Back!

Women deserve respect โœŠ

The beings who give birth โœŠ
The beings who hold a person inside of them for nine months โœŠ
The beings who bleed for a week every month โœŠ

Respect Women โœŠ

National Respect Women Week

And week you choose
Or and day
Or every day

by UhmHiRespect April 7, 2021

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slutty women's Halloween costume formula

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

by Ronny teh Pir8 October 12, 2008

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Single women dating over 50

An ad you get while in school searching on here instead of working. Yeah that's right, I caught you. Get back to work.

Person 1: Hey dude, what is that ad?
Person 2: Single women dating over 50..?
Person 1: Lol you could use that.
Person 2: Fuck you. I'm not that old.

by I worship jerethy, our saviour April 11, 2022

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White Girl Women Crazy

White Girl -Women crazy means that the part of the brain within that species is unbalanced and their humanoid component has been challenged where the white girl women make decisions that are for the most part irrational,illegal and unhealthy for those who in that relationship(s). When proper studied white girl women and not a mixed race but women mostly from the caucus mountains which Caucasians derive from, have a part of their brain which has been compartmentalized for a reptilian mind, now not all white girl women however you tell by their words actions and responses on where they are at mentally. When you experience white girl women crazy and you see they are using emotional techniques to get under your skin and play mind games to get you to change your position in an argument, it's safe to get out of that relationship and or contact a mental health specialist who is not white and to start a paper trail documents of all situations regarding them so you sue them.

That girl was cool until she didn't let her man express himself openly,now she's gone white girl women crazy.

by 432 hz January 4, 2019

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Never felt a womens touch

Stactic

Didon has never felt a womens touch expect his mom and his sisters

by Purple food March 20, 2021

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