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Usually someone who picks and chooses different verses from the Bible, to fit their political gain. Most of the time being hypocritical and not going by the Bible themselves. Not true believers of the bible, but using it in a way to control the narrative.
"Trump is such a bible bunny, for selling Bibles to fund his campaign."
"The legislators pretending to speak in tongues on the Senate floor, are such bible bunnies."
"Westboro Baptist church is really out here trying to kill people, instead of save them. What bible bunnies"
The Undercover Bible, is that sneaky Bible you expect to be on every Rednecks makeshift bookshelf. wether it be hiding Money, metal objects or a flask of Alchohol,l the Undercover Bible is perfect for hiding absolutely anything you want (bible's vary in sizes depending on stash).
Cledus: Hey Pa Susan, Sarah, Billy and Sam are Fighting over the last corn cob Again
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou
1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.
Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????
Ironically, an atheist's most powerful weapon.
"The Bible, when read as it is, is the most potent tool to reinforce atheism."
something people exaggerate over
its all fictional
im from Romania and the word "The Bible" annoys me every fucking day
Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.
Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.
What the HELL!!
People who’ve made definitions of the Bible, make fun of it, make it sexual, or call it fictional.
Now the question is how would you feel if something or someone you loved kept being called a stupid slut/pervert who doesn’t even say anything true over and over for generations?
Most of you would say well I don’t care, but I want you to know that when you make fun of the Bible and God you are only making Jesus come back faster.
You may despise the Christian religion and believe that they are just a bunch of idiots who listen to an idiot bible and God. But that doesn’t give you the ability to change the truth. You can believe what you believe but you cannot change the truth. So the best definition of the Bible comes from the Bible itself: “The word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.” Hebrews 4:12 Also the Bible says “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” The Bible is a bunch of revolutionary stories, testimonies, poems, and songs all collected into one powerful book.
The world: “the Bible is trash none of it makes any sense whatsoever”
God: “you don’t make sense whatsoever…I give you everything and still you mock me:(“
The world: “whatever suck it up”
God: “that’s it here you go” *gives Jesus*
The world: “AHHHHH MERCY ON US PLEASE”