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penis

a dink

i like to rub my penis

by mark September 27, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis

A sexual organ vastly inferior to the clitoris. The penis has half the nerve endings of the clitoris.

Blimey, if that's how sadly you orgasm, you may as well have a penis.

by Da Sex Docta March 11, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis

A hard, round, strong and smooth organ that burst in your mouth @ jus' tha right momment.

J's penis jus' exploded in Alicia's mouth and got all over her shirt.

by DatBytchUWant~~Lala September 1, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill, wammy, wowaweewa, private, pee pee hole, thingy, private, schniezer, halaluaer

1) wow man thats a schniezer u got there
2) You have a nice, how u say, wowaweewa!
3) Ahh, ya, stick that wammy in me!
4) Man, I wanna be black and have a huge schlong like them
5) My penis is better then yours.

by Mourad March 20, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


peni

a really big penis or a raging flock (multiple)

dude! look at those gay guys peni!

by jjfer March 31, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis

Slang word for dick, sometimes used by doctors and scientists.

Does anyone really call it a "penis", apart from doctors and scientists?

by Andy April 27, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis

huge erect system that loves the twatt

big and nasty kunt

by penis master September 1, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž