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A combination of the common cut-downs "tool" and "duesch bag"...a very annoying or otherwise repulsive indivitual who assumes he is a part of a group of friends when that group of friends actually dispizes that person.
Tom Lewis is a tool-bag, why the hell does he open is mouth.
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Someone who's both a conformist and a tool. This essentialy means they do whatever it takes to fit in with their idea of what's "cool" (almost always trying to hard and further preventing it)and often let themselves be used and taken advantage of by their "friends". Rather than being a redundant statement, seeing as a conformist and a tool are the same thing to everyone who isn't anal enough to give a shit, the repetition seems to just strengthen the meaning.
Adam:Hey guys! Check out my new {Generic Gangsta Rapper}
T-shirt. Michael bought it for me after I drove him to the concert, paid for his and all his friend's tickets then drove them back to my place where they had a massive party and totally trashed the place. Isn't it cool?
The conformist tool should then be beaten to death by everyone within earshot.
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When the stock markets gets hit in your grill and you have no idea what the fukk is going on.
Lou was buying BHP in Australia and it was getting a tool shedding.
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A hair grooming technique used by adolescent males who take pride in looking like complete douchebags, or "tools." Style consists of long bangs and a shaved back of the head. In the most unfortunate cases, hair on top of the head is worn gelled and sticking up.
Note: may also be accentuated with bad yellow highlights, and serves the purpose of turning women off those sporting these dreadful locks.
jessie: hey, caitlin! Your boyfriend's tool cut is pretty heinous.
caitlin: i know! it sort of makes my eyes bleed when i look at him.
jessie: that haircut has "i'm about to be single" written all over it.
caitlin: pour me another shot?
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someone that is an even bigger douche and the previous terms such as: tool, tool box, tool belt, and tool shed...just aren't enough to describe said douche. therefore that person is considered the entire tool depot.
Sara: That guy is such a tool.
Ellen: Yeah he's a total tool box.
Ashley: Nah he's a toool shed.
Ellen: Fuck that...he's the whole tool depot.
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The irresistible feeling that there are lyrics of a Tool song about the topic of conversation or private thought.
"It's crazy how much violence and scandal they can get away with on TV these days"
"Yeah man, and people can watch it and not even bat an eye! Completely desensitized..."
"I'm getting Déjà Tool something fierce right now"
"Shoulder deep, brother, shoulder deep"
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More toolish than a toolbox. Someone who is worthy of an entire isle of tools such as Home Depot. Yet they are not quit toolish enough to fill the whole store.
Eric Standring and Christopher Martin Simon are tool aisles. Combined they make a store.
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