Grassy hair

Hair that is rough when dry and soft when wet.

Lee: I think you have grassy hair
Chan: No asians don't have grassy hair
Lee: So true

Chingrown hair

chin-grown-hair
noun

1. An ingrown hair on the chin.

Dude one: "Yo, is that a pimple on your chin?"

Dude two: "Nah fam, it's just a chingrown hair."

hair alley

The crotch of a woman who does not choose to wax the beav. Starts under the naval and ends at the bottom of the spine.

I pulled her panties off and witnessed the most extreme hair alley I have ever seen. I hit it anyways.

hair blower

Obviously, a blow dryer. Duh.

You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)

Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

Hair Fever

When you realize how fluffy a guys hair is and now you want to touch every guys fluffy hair.

“Did you see Colby’s fluffy hair! Now I’ve got hair fever!”

Peanut hairs

Shit particles that latches on your butt hole hair.

After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs