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The motherfucking badass who created the first polio vaccine. Guy was a god damn G.
Steve: Who discovered the polio vaccine?
George: Dr. Jonas "Motherfuckin" Salk that's who.
Steve: Dr. Jonas Salk? Was he a badass?
George: Fuck yes he was.
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A band of three brothers that love what they do.
Sure, they could be a lot better- but they aren't half as bad as all of the fake rappers out these days...Not all teen girls have to obsess over them.
Justin Bieber attracts people because of his looks, his voice is autotuned, and hes only popular because people want to rape his soul, but the Jonas Brothers- well...Nick Jonas is very talented, his brothers are hardly talented but Nick has enough to go around. Their songs talk about diferent things...not just girls and not SEX like most rappers and "rockstars" So enough bashing them, and if you hate them so much why do you listen to them? Or bash them on sites like these?
Girl: *listening to A Little Bit Longer by the Jonas Brothers* So what do you think?
Boy: He screeches a lot...but the song is good.
Girl: See you're a true man. Thanks for respecting my music <3
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People that get pissed when someone says "Jonas Brothers suck." They cannot type a proper sentence to save their lives, and they want to marry Nick Jonas. (Why they want to, who knows?) Its fun to piss them off.
me: The Jonas Brothers SUCK!
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*
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A pop band consisting of 3 brothers with the last name Jonas. Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas. They have a fan base from the ages ranging between 5-20 (about) and their music may not fit everyone's taste but personally I love their music, and they are all very talented.
Q: What are you doing tonight?
A: Going to a Jonas Brothers concert! I love their upbeat poppy sound!
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A gorgeous creation, the youngest in the band the jonas brothers. has two older brothers, Paul Kevin JonasII, and joe jonas. they are 18, and 20. nick is 15, and is a type one diabetic, as of 2005. he has a younger brother. frankie who recently turned 8. NEVER WENT OUT WITH MILEY CYRUS! (if you follow that miley link, don't listen to them calling her a slut, and skank. she really isn't and is never going to be britney spears. i love her, even if she may be a little slutty, but can i ask... when you were fifteen.... were you too? yea thats what i thought. Nick jonas grew up in whycoff new jersey, and was born in dallas to a religious family. he (among his brothers) wear a purity ring, implying that hes gonna stay pure until marriage. (AWWW!!) it says poned on it. it was made in Disney world in 2007. he is also known as nick, and he has a "rap" song called nick j is off the chain.... look it up..:D
katie- did you see the jonas brothers in concert yet?
Me- um yea, but i wasn't look at anybody but Nicholas jerry jonas, and his sexiness. hes so ripped. when he took off his shirt, i melted. o ma gawd! i love him so much. he is a sexy bangin' beast! <3
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Jonas bridges is a 17 year old boy who is famous on YouTube/musically/younow/ and Instagram. He's a boy who spreads the words "stay Beautiful" and owns a clothing line called confidence. He's literally such a sunshine and we all love him with our entire hearts. He's really goofy in his own way but has a huge heart and has the most beautifulest smile, whoever hates on this boy can fight me.
“Stay Beautiful everyone” -Jonas bridges
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A GOD!
Every teenage girl would bow at his feet.
And if he said breathing wasn't cool, 90% of teenage girls would drop dead. That's how much of a heartthrob he is.
He is the hottest thing on this planet.
He is in a band which consists of Paul Kevin Jonas II, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, and himself as the Jonas Brothers.
"The hottest boy band in the United States."
No joke.
You will orgasm by the sight of him, and the sound of his voice will make you melt into a puddle of love.
He's THAT amazing.
Another thing...
we gaurantee that his next girlfriend will be murdered my a mass number of Jonas fans.
No doubt about it.
So ladies... watch out.
"Joseph Adam Jonas? Don't you mean THE SEXIEST MAN TO WALK THE FACE OF THIS EARTH?!"
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