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Two islands to the north-west of continental Europe. Full of uneducated redhead fat fucks and ugly hoes with funny accent.
This beer taste like shit, William. Why did you bought it?
- Becuase it is cheap and was made in United Kondom - homeland of my mentally handicapped ancestors.
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A country in western Europe, which boasts the largest population of domesticated homo sapiens in the world.
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7
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If you have the bra size D,you can say it when u are refering to ur chest or like a group of girls that have D's.
Me and my girls with D cups gotta little group we call the D-unit.
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P-unit, a nick name for one of the best bands out there, Patent Pending.
"On three, P-P-P-UNIT!"
"Damn, P-unit kicked major ass last night!"
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Jerking Off, Choking the Chicken, Masterbating, Whacking Off, Pleasing One's Self, Fingering the Gonads, Etc.
Damn, that chick is Hot! I gotta remember her so I can manage my unit to her later.
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Derived from a group of male students identified by their rodent tendancies in Preston (UK) circa 2003-4 who travelled round the town in a unit.
Psyching themselves up for a good night of rat behaviour, members would often call out "Rat Unit", and use the term as a defence for any rat behaviour that is carried out.
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An Emerson Unit defines the number of matches (Swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.
This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.
That fart was so stinky it registered 10 Emerson Units! You need to lay off the cask beer man.
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