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wall humping
Rubbing your pants pocket against a scanner that reads security cards in order not to waste time taking the card out of your pocket.
He's wall humping to get into the office after hours.
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The phrase used to describe makey outey action which takes place, as it may suggest, against a wall.
Grace: 'Robert Patteson against a wall...'
Syd: 'Oooh yeah.'
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Female version of the saying: balls to the wall.
It was first said in pure ironical response to the implied masculinity of the homonym 'balls'.
Mike: "Damn, how did you get here so fast?"
Sarah: "I had my pussy to the wall the whole way!"
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Any text that is too long to hold your attention span which you might find difficult to read, formatted or otherwise.
Michaela sank down onto the edge of the bed staring at the envelope clutched in her hand. There was no address on the envelope. It simply bore the name Brendan written in a delicate and feminine hand. She had no desire to know what the letter said, but now that she knew of its existence she could not leave it unread.
Brendan was her husband’s name. They had been married for almost three years now, a couple for a little over five. Looking down at the letter, she remembered the early days of their relationship. Though they had never written letters to one another, there had been texts on a daily basis and emails whenever they were apart for more than one or two days. Brendan, a true gentleman, had seen Michaela home safely after every date. Not once did he pressure her to invite him inside. When he returned to his own apartment, he would send her a text to thank her for a wonderful evening, or to say that he missed her already. For her part, Michaela would text Brendan whenever something reminded her of him. It could be anything from a song on the radio to seeing a copy of his favourite newspaper laying on a table somewhere.
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Me: Holy shit, what a fucking wall of text
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A derogatory term referring to a Chinese person. The referrence is made because the face is preportionately flat, and thus the Chinese person potentially possesses the ability to literaly bite a wall.
Bad Asian Driver: *Cuts you off*
You: "Damn wall biter! Learn how to drive!"
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A giant plastic goober that sticks to the wall, most often near a power outlet. Such a device is used to provide low-intensity power for critical equipment including, but not limited to:
-Game Boy with dead batteries
-Radio Controlled Ankle Grinders (in the form of car, truck, battlebot, etc)
-Mobile gaming station (known also as a Notebook Computer)
NB: in the case of the mobile gaming station, the wart is usually relocated halfway up the cord, rather than being plugged directly into the wall.
1)I lost the wall wart for my phone, so I've been making a lot of collect calls lately.
2)I keep dropping stuff behind the sofa, because the wall wart keeps me from putting the sofa against the wall.
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Having sexual interface with any oriface of a female without using lubrication.
I dry walled that bitch's ass until it bled.
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