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A man and/or prior that has a large penis, so large he needs a condominium bigger than magnums
Guy 1: “Hey Alan Shen”
Guy 2: *has enormous dong* “Hi yes, that’s me!”
he needs to meet a girl that is always looking at him, he would probably like her.
Alan Guidet wears cutes glasses
When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead
Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.
Alan b shepard:
Cmon bro lets skip I got some nic
Nah im good
Cmon man x3
A man who is the secret sauce of 195
Alan Jagos is the secret sauce
A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.
Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”
Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
A fucking legend who has an 8inch penis that loves sticking his penis in girls and all the girls want to fuck is tight boy asshole.
That Alan Y kid... I want to fuck his tight boy asshole so hard.