When you take McDonalds fries and put them in your girls butt hole. Then fill any empty space in her tookus with Ketchup.
McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup
I really am
The void is losing my name I'm literally about to snap
To stop behaving in such a way that one's dick is so small that it cannot be located.
I don't care if you don't want to go out tonight, find your dick about it bro.
A funny white boy on the internet shows his friends weird stuff he finds.
Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, I gotta watch Saltydkdan subject his friends to incomprehensible horrors on the new “Have you heard about?”
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When all a guy thinks about is looking up a girls skirt
Hey stop that peeping tom hes all about the up skirting.
The phrase a basketball player says when they think their going to drop a lot of points in a game
Friend: "You guys got a game today?"
Basketball Player: "Yeah, I'm about to go off today."
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The thing content creator dream needs to do.
Top: “I’m listening to music and thinking”
Bottom: “Think about this dick fucko”
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