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Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021


Titty ape

A hairy woman who is so angry or aggressive that she screams at the top of her lungs and pounds on her big titties, creating a 4.5 on the Richter scale

Someone call 911! I’m being attacked by a wild titty ape!

by Can you burn a Luigi board August 17, 2019


Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.

Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"

by WhisperOfTheWorm December 14, 2019


pathetic ape

Phrase used to describe someone that can’t think straight, is dumb and on the same level as an ape. A low life

All you do is sit at home and play video games. Your such a pathetic ape Ethan.

by ur a crack muncher May 19, 2019


Ap Alistar

A cancerous build that is used only by noobs and people who weren't loved as a child. The build was originally designed for sackless bitches and was then later adapted to fit the play style of Sam Pepper.

Guy: So what did you do last night?
Other guy: My dick fell off because is played Ap Alistar

by Almighty Daygon February 20, 2018


Ape Shit

Verity going ape shit on herself with a wine bottle.

Ape shit, steam forming masturbation

by APESHITking March 4, 2012


Ape Slayer

it a monkey that can spray an ak in rust

The ape slayer beemed the rust scrubs

by KoreanBeemer March 11, 2021