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When the anal cavity is stretched so far that the hoof of a horse could fit inside.
"That clown car was kinda like whooves asshole"
When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer
Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now
Someone who's an asshole on the internet. This same person probably can't get away with being an asshole in real-life. Most internet assholes are either too lazy or too retarded to hold a real job.
Man, that Timmy kid is such an internet asshole!
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A person who steals an item and refuses to give it back just before the owner needs to use it.
Jack: hahaha I stole your pen, and I'm not giving it back.
John: You complete asshole, my final exam is in 5 minutes.
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A word describing someone who is obsessed with porn, sex toys, cussing and the general love of calamari. A lover of large amounts of facial hair and open to loving any musty hole! Easily blows small things out of proportion and can often times be found punching windshields or shooting holes through their truck!
My brother is a crazy asshole, he dislocated my shoulder last weekend and shot a hole in my car!
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A fiery sphincter brought on by eating spicy food. More commonly known as Ring Of Fire.
I couldn't sit down for ten minutes after that spicy sh*t, because I had burning asshole.
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When an overly sweaty ass leads to undesirable chafing in the area between the ass and balls otherwise known as the angry inch.
I've been working for 8 straight hours and I getting a serious case of asshole casserole.
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