august 9

National suck a dick day

Today’s August 9th and u know what that means

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August 19

People that are born on August 19 are soulmates with people born on February 19.

August 19: I love you

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August 25

Day 2 of national send a nude week

Tom: it’s national send a nude day right?
Ryan: no that was yesterday
Tom: oh wait this whole week is national send a nude day!
Ryan: oh yeah! It’s August 25!

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August 17th

The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.

Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky

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August 2nd

the most gayest of leos are born on this day, try to befriend one.

Person 1: “why is this person so gay?”

Person 2: “they were born on august 2nd”

Person 1: “oh that makes sense.”

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August 1st

National Miss Your Best Friends Day

Person: I miss you so much, especially since it’s August 1st!
Their best friends: What is on August 1st?
Person: It’s National Miss Your Best Friends Day!

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August 21

August 21 National Kiss your Girlfriend day

Come on it’s August 21, Just go and kiss her already!

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