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the hottest, sexiest person you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Not only is he satisfying in bed he can rock your world like no other. He is gentle but rough. His penis is beautiful and very very soft. He is sweet, funny, charming, romantic, very muscular, and has beautiful arm hair. He is the kind of guy who likes family and loves dogs. He can get angry but if you know him well he is the kind that will cool off.
I met Austin Kier last night and I no longer want another guy.
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(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.
(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩
STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."
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a youtuber with the username starcountry with 10k subscribers on fortnite
wow i love watching austin miller's shorts on youtube
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The best looking guy! Is a sweetheart for the most part but has trouble understanding his girlfriend and all her craziness. A great friend and hardworker. Extreme Intelligence. Did I mention HOT!
I love you CoreyMyLove!!!!
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Strong.
A lover and a fighter.
He's always there for me. He is my world.
He gives me butterflies when I see him.
He is the one.
Austin Cole is the one. I'll be with him forever.
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A fuqboi who likes to act confused 24/7 gas no life and sucks positivity out of people to make himself feel better.
He also has a tiny wanker.
Austin jones, has no life.
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To get your car stuck in a tight parking spot such that it is nearly impossible to drive out.
Yo, you are Austin Powers'd, both bumpers are touching cars!
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