Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell is known as Bacon Fingers. During his first gubernatorial race he and his cronies stopped by Eat nโ Park in Robinson Township to eat the Breakfast bar. While Rendell was stacking his plate with food he set the plastic tongs aside and put his whole hands in the pan. He fingered a whole pan of bacon and removed only select pieces. The customers complained and notified the breakfast bar workers what had happened. The entire pan of bacon had to be thrown out and remade. The Term Bacon Fingers was coined when Rendell was seen licking the bacon grease off his fingers.
Bacon Fingers is running for Govenor again
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An amazing technological solution for people with too much stuff and too little bacon.
The ultimate example of American innovation, the Bacon Ray uses science to transform anything and everything into piles of mouth-watering perfectly prepared bacon.
the manufacturer warns that use of the bacon ray may cause sudden weight gain, alarmingly high cholesterol, coronary artery disease, and in frequent cases sudden death.
Also the act of using said device to transform some unappreciated object into a pile of bacon.
Example (use 1):
P1: Did you hear John got himself a Bacon Ray?
P2: Yeah, I guess his family bought the expansion pack too.
P1: He just got it yesterday, but apparently he solved world hunger and saved the trailer park from a tornado.
P2: !!
Example (use 2):
P1: My neighbor's pet is so obnoxious.
P2: BACON RAY!
P1: Lol, no.
Search for "the Bacon Ray" on YouTube for more examples.
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when putting bacon in your girlfriends vagina before having sex, while the bacon is in you fuck her until you come. Once ejaculated eat her out.
Last night I did a bacon club.
Best night of my life!
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turning it over and getting a huge win lino style.
"did you see lino flip the bacon?"
"yeah he flipped it right after he buttered the toast and wrecked miklosz"
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The flaps above the windshield in a car that are perfectly formed to hold bacon while travelling from Point A to Point B.
Put the bacon in the baconsleeves for safekeeping.
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A plain and simple skidmark or hershey stain
I use the laundry service on the corner, except my whites. I don't want them to see my bacon stripes.
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