Bum Basket 3000

A restructured shopping cart designed to suite the needs of the homeless.
It ismade from completely recycled materials..
Featuring extra tall plastic basket walls (to hold more items and provide shelter when flipped), Bum Basket 3000 also includes a fold out basket shelf, switchable drainage, and large plastic wheels to minimize ally noise. Bum Basket 3000's solid basket walls feature advertisements which subsidise the sevrice.

"Wow, look at the hansome bum! He really suits that Bum Basket 3000."

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Bread Basket

The area between the male's genitals and his anus. Also known as the taint or the perineum.

Tom: Dude, he wasn't wearing a thing under that kilt!
Frosst: Yeah! I saw his bread basket.

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Crap basket

An expression used to insult some nigga in the hood

“Bro, U R such a crap basket, such my dicc”

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mexican fruit basket

A group of three or more homosexual Latinos gathered in a circle around a basket with interlocked arms presuming to ejaculate the men on either side of him into the basket.

My buddy Juan invited me to a Mexican fruit basket, but declined because I am Irish.

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basket full of nuns

somthing extremly innocent, or in need of protection.

That accident screwed up my entire mourning, there better have been a basket full of nuns traped under a flaming truck.

That guys are whimpier than a basket of nuns.

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basket full of muffins

a bag filled with varietys of insect and animal shit.

DESHAWN: (ahahahah

TEANA:(dont worry cuz one day im gon come up and give u a basket full of muffins!)
DESHAWN:(wtf is that suppose to mean?)

{days later........}

Deshawn:(ahhhhhhh holy shi*t wtf is that get away from me)

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belgian bread basket

Pussy

She got so wet, she practically threw me her Belgian bread basket

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