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When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you
i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.
When someone's has soft punches
"You have soggy bats"
A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".
"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"
Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.
That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.
A bat used to hit big yellow balls
A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls
a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"
person B: "EVERYTHING"