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When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)
(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!
Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.
Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.
Hey, Cleo, stop jumping around making croaky mouthwords like some kind of fluthy bat throat!
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The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
A crow
Those damn city bats were dive-bombing me when I was trying to get home with groceries!
or bat switch. term used to describe a male who masturbates with the opposite hand in which they write with.
ie: right handed male who masturbates with his left hand or a left handed male who "bats" right.
I switch bat.
Did you know Jack switch bats?
Its easier to bat switch.
Wow, he bats switch?
Smoking the remaining drugs in a pipe. Usually refers to the resin coating the inside of the stem, or the last bit of someone's bag.
"What are you doing?"
"Snaking a bat."
"Aw, you snaked what was left in my bowl!? That's all I had left!!"
a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"
person B: "EVERYTHING"