you nick my bike?

Favoured call of the common emo kid of Brighton and Worthing.

Often shouted to gain attention, and the repeated when intended victim comes closer to discover the cause of the accusation. Can be heard at the Gloucester on a Tuesday night.

"Oi mate, you nick my bike?"
"What?"
"YOU NICK MY BIKE??"
"WHAT??"

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Nigga stole my bike

When a coloured human steals your bike while you are going for a friendly ride.

Hey you there my dear fellow that nigga just stole my facking bike!

*music comes on 'nigga stole my bike' and everyone starts shooting each other and mario comes on and bell slaps the nigga

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Lets Ride Bikes

Lets Ride Bikes is a Euphemism meaning lets have an online conversation.

Thus the act of "Riding Bikes" with some one. Refers to having an online conversation with them. And applies to conversations had on a website or over a chat system such as Msn or Skype.

By asking some one to ride bikes with you or by saying "Lets Ride Bikes" you are inviting them to talk with you over the computer, online.

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fallen off her bike

A monthly cycle accident that leaves women bleeding from the saddle area.

The 28th of May'hem,rag week.

I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CUPS OUT TO DRAIN YOU FACKING KAANT!!

Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!

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Riding your bike backwards

Anal sex and or anything that involves anal pleasure

Joe just went "Riding your bike backwards" all over that woman.

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Black guy stole my bike

There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"

Searching: White guy stole my bike

Did you mean Black guy stole my bike?

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Why did the bike fall over?

The best joke ever created

Bree: Why did the bike fall over?
Robin: Why
Bree: BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED

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