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Wild Turkey, a brand of Kentucky bourbon whiskey.
Could conceivably refer to any brand of whiskey, perhaps even to any variety of booze, but only really makes sense in reference to Wild Turkey.
Not to be confused with sexual variations on the term Wild Turkey, although usage may vary.
Let's get crunk on some crazy bird!
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When you do a sentence at jail
The judge said im gonna have to ride a bird
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Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.
That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.
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Man 1: Damn. She's got more testosterone than the entire football team.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a fucking mush bird alright.
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A male ejaculation. Splooge. Jizz, etc.
"I left you a white bird in the toilet, and one in your socks...enjoy"
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See that guy over there? Has he not deceived you into selling your soul to this nightmare of a game? No? Well then why the hell are you looking out up on the urban dictionary? Why don't you just go download this abomination of a video game right now? Oh I know why. You're scared. Yeah, that's right. You're scared of this hideous piece of garbage that your friend just showed you. Well go ahead, be scared, because once you start playing this game, there is no escape. Your girlfriend will desert you, your friends will abandon you, and your life will literally throw you away.Enter at your own risk.
ps, the high score is 2,147,483,647
Steve: Hey dude, check out this awesome new game!
Tim: What's it called?
Steve: flappy bird
Tim: Shut the duck up, Steve
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