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on a mans birthday his spouce/girlfriend must make all of his favorite foods, then he proceeds to jizz all over them and his spouce/girlfriend must eat them all and if she fails to finish she must put it all in a tupperwear container and save it for later
i made jenny give me a happy birthday yesterday....she was so pissed
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Punching or kicking someone to the amount fo years they have been alive
I punched/kicked George 18 times for his birthday punches
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a black wax candle is used in anal intercourse. Traditionally, Happy Birthday is sung as this is done.
omg. for my 19th birthday jack gave me a birthday surprise!
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When birthday celebrations last for days or even weeks past your actual birthday.
Since Nanny couldn't be here on my actual birthday, I'm having a round birthday this year and it will last into next weekend.
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Living your life like it's a party and takin' party to the Limit
Celebrate all day (and night) in your Birthday suit and expose your partying attitude!
Wow did you see that fine girl walking around like shes got some birthday behavior going on!
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When kids go to so many birthday parties that their parents are going bankrupt paying for gifts. People wish that they could get bailouts like all of the big automotive companies.
Four birthday parties and two bar mitzvahs in one week! I need a birthday bailout.
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