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Person 1: OMG ITS KSI
Person 2: What are you on about it’s just a black monkey
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1) Author of the most profound theory on spacetime since Einstein...single-handedly discovered the correlation between Friday and getting down; published said theory in a complex song that has since been widely accepted by the scientific community as correctly placing Friday between Thursday and Sunday.
2) A modern day Shakespeare. "Which seat should I take?" a metaphor that juggles the internal paradox of sitting up front in life or sitting in the back seat.
3) The 13 year old love-child of Antoine Dodson and Britney Spears
Person 1: "Hey did you hear that new Rebecca Black song?"
Person 2: "Yeah, thank God she cleared up the days of the week because waking up and crushing Four Locos on Tuesday was just NOT working out for me"
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noun.) the portion of twitter where most African Americans and minorities are focused in. The social area of the black community. There is considered to be two sides of "dark" twitter because of all the jokes, profanity, and nudes that are on one spectrum, and the activism, and intellect on the other.
Simply type in "#blacktwitter" into the twitter search bar and find everything related to black twitter.
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A highly regarded, exclusive American Express Card issued by "invitation only" to current AmEx holders with high incomes and A+ credit. This card entitles its holders to VIP access, upgraded flights, event tickets, and special treatment at department stores and such. A $2500 fee is payed by each of its card holders annually. Also known as a "Centurion" card.
"I'm sorry Sir, tickets are sold out"
::man pulls out black card::
"I'm sorry Sir, how does front row and backstage access sound?"
"I'm under 21 with a Black Card" -Bow Wow
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A holiday exactly two months after Valentine's. Also known as Single's Awareness Day. Single people(usually teenagers) wear black.
"Did you know Black Day's tommorow?"
"Why? You single?"
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Generally overlooked and under-appreciated character from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. Jacob is a Native American boy who discovers he is a werewolf in the second book of the series, New Moon. He is the best friend of Bella Swan and eventual rival for her affections. In fact, Bella falls in love with Jacob without realizing it and they would have probably been very happy together if her other love interest, Edward Cullen, had not been unnaturally saved from death decades ago. However, because his existence was prolonged via his turning into a vampire, and therefore made abnormally attractive, strong, &c. &c., he has interrupted the natural course of things (i.e. the true love of Jacob/Bella).
Jacob is easy going, quick with a smile and a joke, and sensible. He understands that Bella is her own person and doesn't try to keep her from doing what she wants. He knows Bella too well for that.
1) "He's like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can't live without him now. It's too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun." -Jacob Black
2) "How can we be friends when we love each other like this?" - Bella Swan
3) "Because there was that smaller part of me - smaller, but getting louder and angrier every minute, screaming at the rest of me - that craved a different set of arms." - Bella Swan, when hugging Edward
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cool band from back in the day which featured our favorite druggie, ozzy
Will you please welcome...BLACK SABBATH!
--some guy on the album "Live at Last"
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