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Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.
I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.
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when two women have their menstrual cycle at the same time.
we're bloody buddies, we synced our cycles.
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A bloody rag originates from when women wore a rag, similar to a cloth diaper, with strings to tie it around their waste, during that bloody time of the month. The most modern form would be a maxi-pad, but not a tampon, even though some refer to tampons as rags.
She threw that bloody rag in the toilet, and expected it to flush? Where's my plunger, the dumb bitch!
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When a girl is on her period and jumps onto a guys penis from at least 4 feet away while wearing a fanny pack.
My girlfriend was on her period and hopped on me like a bloody kangaroo.
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A) british slang exclamation. same as "holy shit"
B) nice way of saying someone is on their period
A) BLOODY HELL, I spilled my tea!
B) boy: why is she so upset today?
girl: ....bloody hell.....
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When a girl is having her period and you eat her out, while fingering her asshole and you pop your finger in her mouth and yell bloody muffin.
I gave my girlfriend, KoKo a bloody muffin last night!
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When you tard is bigger then your asshole,and rips your pooper on the way out.
After taking that major dump I had a bad case of the bloody butt.
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