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His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.
Hey look! It’s big bad bisexual Brad at the spa!! Getting manipeddis
The complete opposite of a giga chad
Cdawgva: I’m a mini Brad
Hakkijn: yeah
Fuckin fat headed crackhead looking maggot who sucks his own spunk out of his willy
Brad noremberg
A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
A Brad is a hyper-Masculine/Muscular version of a chad, usually on the football team in high school and typically quite popular.
Deric joined the football team, he's such A Brad have you seen how hot he looks in those red shorts?
A very cool guy who like history a bit too much.
Miguel: Hey you're getting a little too interested in the Civil War
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer
An alpha stud who runs shit.
The man in charge.
That guy over there in the Cullinan is a real Brad the Bull.
That’s some serious Brad the Bull shit right there.