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The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour
I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast
A pot of coffee and a joint, food optional. How the average Canadian under 50 starts the day.
"I'd have never got through Monday's shift if I hadn't started off with a Beatnik's Breakfast."
One who fucks for breakfast.
Friend: dude the girls here are so easy.
Me: Yeah? So what, you buy them breakfast and fuck them for the rest of the day?
Friend: ya man. I call them breakfast whores
When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"
Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.
When you wake up the next morning after being intimate with your loved one, you take pure egg yolk and pour it in a mug filled with yellow urine, microwave for thirty seconds and lightly wisk, then serve to your loved one with with toast and bacon.
Bill Clinton serves a Denny's Breakfast to people who return the favor.
It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.
Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.
A breakfast diet consisting of a caffeine drink such as a convince store iced coffee or energy drink and a cigarette.
This weeks been hectic had a tradies breakfast every morning.