perris california

A bunch of wannabe gang bangers and shit hip-hop artists. That have no talent and rap about drugs and are failures in life.

Hey let’s go to perris california?
No that’s fucking gay

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california platinum

the best home-grown mary-jane where california has "prime" conditions to grow this sticky plant

John took one hit of california platinum and was blown all the way into the next night

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Hotel California

California state prison facility, usually a level 3 or 4 yard (medium to high security) or else the SHU. References the Eagles' classic song, particularly the line "you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave."

CO: "Welcome to Hotel California bitches!"

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PACIFICA, CALIFORNIA

Just about THE BEST FREKKIN TOWN EVER. Grew up here, and still live here and its just so AMAZING. Sooooo much better than HMB, (who can suck it) because our high schools kick the crap out of every sport they do. SO HAHAHAHA P TOWN RULES

Person 1: DUDE i just went 2 PACIFICA, CALIFORNIA and it was AMAZING.
Person 2: Is it better than HMB?
Person 1: HELL YAH.

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California Burrito

A delicious and best burrito found in Faxican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, Guacamole and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Sour cream may be substituted for guacamole, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter.

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

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California Crumpet

When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.

"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."

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california scents

WOW I wish I could buy some of those california scents. Not all smell bad

california sea scents: smell good like long beach
california pine scents: smell good like santa cruz
california desert scents: smell good like salton sea
california smog scents: smell good like los angeles
california beer scents: smell good like mexican tecate
california bear scents: smell bad like dog poop
california fog scents: smell good like san francisco
california snow scents: smell ???? can was empty.
It takes a western nose to understand california scents

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