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Guy 1: "Hey buddy."
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."
...Canada's History...
The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.
The Man died while attempting to perform Canada's History on stage.
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An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup
I sure enjoyed Canada's History last night
Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.
Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.
As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert
Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.
An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"
If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.