When you’re eating ass and they fart into your mouth or farts on you
Guy one: I was eating this girls ass and she sprayed me with chocolate cologne
Guy two: That sucks ass
The adding of chocolate topping to ice cream
A black man who loves people from all over the world.
He doesn't hate anyone. He's international chocolate.
Chocolate Choker: The act of draping an adornment of poo stick surprise around another persons neck during the throws of oral passion, creating a fecal necklace much like a pearl necklace only boasting a full bodied aroma…
Q: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?
A: Bro, I blacked out after we drank all those Heinekens and Jager Bombs at the Royal, then on my way home I hooked up with this crazy toothless bitch from Railroad Ave. last night, as she sucked me off I dropped the duce and gave her a Chocolate Choker!
When you eat out another person's butt
guy 1: eww you gave that girl a chocolate malt?
guy 2: i wasnt expecting the chocolate, man!
Ingredients
1 (1.4-oz.) package fat-free, sugar-free chocolate instant pudding mix
2 cups 1% low-fat milk
1/2 cup light sour cream
1 (8-oz.) container fat-free frozen whipped topping, thawed and divided
3/4 cup chocolate graham cracker crumbs (4 cracker sheets)
1 tablespoon freshly grated chocolate
Preparation
1. Whisk together first 3 ingredients in a bowl until blended and smooth. Fold in 1 1/2 cups whipped topping.
2. Spoon 1 Tbsp. crumbs into each of 6 (4-oz.) glasses, and top with 1/3 cup pudding mixture. Repeat layers with remaining crumbs and pudding mixture. Top each parfait evenly with remaining whipped topping and grated chocolate. Cover and chill at least 1 hour.
To defecate on any object or thing and to then cover in vomit.
whoa! check out that guy, he just left a chocolate parfait on the hood of his car!
When you overdose on chocolate. Sometimes also meaning eating a certain amount of chocolate.
(After eating loads of chocolate) 'I just chocolate-dosed.'
'Have you had your chocolate-dose yet?'