reusable condoms

When you use a plastic condom that looks identical to a wii remote controller cover. Use by placing your weener in the weener hole with your balls either resting on the ball holder or for increased pleasure in the ball holder. Note: make sure trap door is facing out and IS CLOSED this WILL prevent pregnancy. Half is ribbed for her pleasure and half is open for your ;). To clean rinse under cold water for approximately 3 seconds or lick until clean.

Yo I used dat reusable condoms wii thing shit was off da chang!! Jizz flew everywhere except her pussy!! Then she wanted to have sex again and I had hold your roll bitch I gotta clean this shit. She closed her trap before I Chris Browned her shit. Man I closed that trap door though

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mexican condom

a non-ziplock plastic bag that you use as a condom when a real condom isn't available. Mainly used by people of the Mexican race or poor people

(you)Hey, you got a condom? I don't have any.

(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.

(you)Fuck.

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flying condoms

When a male and a female (or another male) (or two females) have sex, in the air. (Airplane) This is a very sensual and erotic movement; only professionals in the sexual act may do this. If not, you may injure your mighty cock or little pussy. Don't use a condom. So be aware of what you're doing, children.

Female: "Oh oh oh, oh YES JAMES!"
James: *grunts as he's thrusting his mighty cock in the little pussy*
Female: "YES YES, UHH, I'M GONNA COME BABY!"
James: *moans* "Oh you're so TIGHT! Oh GOD, I LOVE DOING FLYING CONDOMS!"
Female: "Oh yes yes, god, me too, holy shit, this airplane.. bathroom.. is.. so small though! OH YES FUCK ME."

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condom hat

Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.

Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked.

Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.

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Turtle Condoms

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms
Receiver: WTF?!?

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Condom Queen

In a competition, the girl who can put the most condoms on a banana with her mouth in a minute.

Winning 8 condoms to 6 in a bar competition and being labeled the Condom Queen

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condom mouff

Someone who sucks dick all the time.

Shut up with, condom mouff .

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