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A man who dedicates his life to guilt tripping women into wearing clothes that cover themselves completely from their neck to their feet, but only after he’s gotten a long look at their tiddies.
Man: *stares at woman’s boobs for a full 10 minutes*
Woman 1: “Um, can I help you?”
Man: *Offended tone* “You really are showing way too much of your cleavage. It’s unsettling and offensive. Do us all a favor and cover that up.”
Woman 2: *Whispers to Woman 1* “Damn, what a tiddy cop.”
Cop thoses mean to get something but something steal something take something
"You bro I'm going to need for you to cop thoses hyper jade jordans but get 2pairs
Extremely hard, loud, repetitive pounding on an outside door or window to show authority to those inside and get them to open the door.
I know Daryl is in there sleeping so I'm gonna Cop Knock and wake him up.
The first car in a group of speeding cars. The cop-catcher is the first one to hit the cop's radar at a speed-trap and usually the only one to get a ticket.
Instead of doing 70 in a 65, I can now safely go 80 since this idiot cop-catcher is doing 100!
A barrier system designed to protect a Combat Outpost (COP) by converting a flacid plastic cylindrical member into a rigid or errect shock absorbing device by adding a dense or flowable fill.
We were worried about random insurgent penetration from the rear of our area until Dick Kingerly turned us on to a new protection product called Cop Bloc. Now we feel much safer on Thursdays which had become the insurgents most probable day for what is now known as the back door pig bath.
A community on the Instagram social media app centered around racism, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, Christianpophobia, and every single fucking phobia you can think of, seriously these guys hate everyone.
"Hey do you follow dank cop on Instagram"
"hell yeah I do my fellow racist"
when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor
The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.