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Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! May 20, 2011

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Crank a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob.

โ€œSo Stacy, are you gonna crank a yankee tonight?โ€

by Kayakayak January 27, 2019


crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 3, 2024

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crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009


Crank the truck

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.

Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.

by Setariii January 17, 2011


Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets

Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank

by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016


Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.

"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."

by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021