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Cross training. When a manager loses their patience when teaching an employee
''WHY CANT YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND NORMAN? THE CHEESE GOES ON THE BURGER BEFORE THE SAUCE!''
''What's going on there Paul?''
''Oh Mr Jones is Cross Training the new starter''
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When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.
Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.
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This is what happens when you underestimate the power of alcohol and drink way too much over your tolerance. You cross the sauce and end up a drunken fool who may some apologizing and explaining to do.
Theo thought that he was up for a long night of heavy boozing. He did not think he would cross the sauce by drinking a handle of gut-wrench rum and mixing it with flat rootbeer. He was wrong and his legal fees were the hard proof.
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When two guys are spit roasting a girl, and they both pull out at the same time, get on opposite sides of her and wave their dicks up and down while yelling “ding, ding, ding!”
After a good train, Jennifer really likes to see a ceremonious railroad crossing.
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When someone sends you a text using the Word or itap function on their cell phone and it doesn't make sense because Word guessed something other than the desired word. Usually occurs in texts sent by teenage girls.
Matt: Hey check out this text I got, it says "Was I wearing my cat at your house earlier?".
Jim: Did Katie leave drunk?
Matt: No I think he meant to say HAT but the text got crossed word.
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When two males engage in unorthadox fucking by rubbing their dicks together.
Were you and Ryan engaged in sexual intercourse before his death?
Do you mean were we crossing swords?!
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Whe you want no one to take your seat you call it "criss cross" as in putting a cross on your spot.
"Elena, I called it criss cross so get your butt off my place!"
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