who died and made you boss

Sarcastic response to somebody assuming a position of authority that they do not possess.

A: The request has to be fulfilled until tomorrow.
B: Geez, who died and made you boss?

Destroy Di*k December

It's the challange for the boys who succeded no nut november.In this challange you have to nut 5 minutes every day of December until Christmas.It's only for the strong ones if you get it.LET THE CHALLANGE BEGIN.

If you succed the Destroy Di*k December challenge you are called 10 days the nut king👑

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il capo di tutti capi

literal translation in italian "the boss of bosses"

there is no longer a capo di tutti capi, but before the mafia's downfall, the man with the title il capo di tutti capi was the man that headed the "five familes". it is said the only true capo di tutti capi was Carlo Gambino

Carlo gambino owned everything at one point. he wus truly a capo di tutti capi

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ever since my brudda died

I BEEN THINKIN BOUT HOMOCIDE

EVER SINCE MY BRUDDA DIED I BEEN THINKIN BOUT HOMOCIDE

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List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet is a List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

(I’m so immature help me)

Help.... it’s starting to itch...

Yeah please don’t accept List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

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The Day The Music Died

November 6th, 2000. Dj Screw died from a lethal combination of promethazine, codeine, and other drugs. To the urban culture in Houston this was the same as a planeload of white kids crashing in the 50's.

Respect DJ Screw RIP, That nigga screw knew how to pop trunk, when he O.D.'d it was like the day the music died dog.

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berhati hati di ruang platform

Malay for please mind the platform gap.
It's a joke in the Singapore transit community because funny.

Person 1 randomly: Yo Teach, berhati hati di ruang platform.
Literally every transit nerd in a 10 mile radius: Laughter die me