An old ass man with a huge tattoo one his forearm and a disgustingly huge member. On the verge of breaking his hip.
Scottie you ndirty dirty old man.
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when you're whoring 6th line before chemistry class and then you come to class late because you were snorting cocaine and fucking a goalie's hockey stick
yo brotha i just got a dj mk bax today it was unreal
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I'm a DJ at a nightclub in Torquay, England. There's nothing more annoying than a Backseat DJ - the guy that comes up to your DJ Booth and goes "Mate, I don't like what you're playing - if you play insert random genre of music here the dancefloor will fill up!" or "Play something good" - tell you what, here's the decks and mixer, off you go if you think you can do better! ;)
Some backseat DJ was trying to tell me what to play all night - played what he asked for and the floor emptied!
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They a goofy ass couple who are clingy asf and get on my nerves but they cute together
βHave you seen hayden and dj in the hallways?β
βYeah, there always holding handsππβ
βYeah but they are cute togetherβ
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"Did you hear that DJ AM died?" "Really? I guess you can say he's DJ PM now"
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World class DJ/Promoter playing at raves likes Raindance back in the 90's. During the height of his career he was considering as talented as many of the top DJ's still around today.
Now days DJ Bex performs in Room 2 or 3 during any old skool nights.
World class DJ/Promoter playing at raves likes Raindance back in the 90's. During the height of his career he was considering as talented as many of the top DJ's still around today.
Now days DJ Bex performs in Room 2 or 3 during any old skool nights.
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