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The sexual act in which the girl tugs on the man's ball bag so furiously as if she was lost at sea and it's the only motor that will take her home.. often resulting in some form of testicular or scrotal damage or destruction.
YO! LaFawnduh gave me such a good devil's lawnmower last night I had to go to the ER for emergency surgery. Shit was nice!
The little devil that shows up on your shoulder after 8 beers wanting a bag.
Hey guys I’m 8 beers in and the coke devil has arrived.
When a man defecates, urinates, and ejaculates on another person. Then the other person consumes the mixtures.
Joe: Yo ass lookin hella submissive and breedable!
Jake: Thanks daddy, wanna give me a devil's potluck?
Joe: Abso-fuckin-lutely
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When you’re about to have a threesome (1 girl, 2 guys) and you are all naked but the girl leaves somewhere leaving the two guys together…naked.
Ended up in a Devil’s twosome the other night with my buddy after the girl left to the bathroom and apparently fell asleep. It was awkward.
(n.) an insult given to the annoying person trying to play devil's advocate.
"Quit playing devil's buttfuck, you fucking whore!"
"Hey Larry, why are you being so combative?"
"I'm just trying to be devil's advocate."
"You mean DEVIL'S BUTTFUCK, you fucking whore?"
THE DEFINITION OF GOOD AND EVIL
THE PUNISHER IS A DEVIL GOD
when your girlfriend says she use to be freaky so now you can’t do anything hot or freaky with her cause she doesn’t like it anymore
Friend: how’s you and your girlfriend?
Me: she’s a told me she’s a fake devil so now i’m breaking up with her