do-bag

Someone whom you do.

I totally did that do-bag last night.

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did a do

Phrase used to describe an accomplishment that cannot be adequately summed up with another phrase. Due to its informal nature, it is usually used for minor accomplishments, usually among close friends. It rarely is used negatively or sarcastically.

After getting a small part in the community play, Jamie's friends congratulated him, saying "Jamie did a do."

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Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.

- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.

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DOING A SPENCER

(Noun)When a man takes 3 months to ask out a girl and instantly gets rejected

"Ohh he's doing a spencer"

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Doing a Roberts

Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall

"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"

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do bird

to serve a sentence in prison

(on a postcard): Dear Mommy and Daddy! We do bird for drug trafficking in Sing Sing. Greetings!

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Doing an Ashley

1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.

2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.

Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.

See also "ashley".

1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."

Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"

2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."

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