Don't tell me not

When someone tells you something you already know is wrong. Or when somebody tells you that you can't do something.

Country Slang.

Your team didn't win the game last night, "Don't tell me not I already seen it."

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I don't know

The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!

Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.

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don't judge me

Possibly the most obnoxious thing you could say when someone is trying to figure out what kind of person you are or sneers at you.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO JUDGE SOMEONE, THAT'S HOW WE DISTINGUISH FRIEND FROM FOE!
No matter what, people are going to judge you; because you dress in all black and like death or because you watch Star Trek and go to Sakura Con - DEAL WITH IT.

It's the worst when it's on your MySpace profiles.

Actually, no, it's worse when they say "you have no right to judge me." Because everyone has a right to their own thoughts, so stop being self-absorbed and obsessed with pretending not caring about your so-called "haters," people who don't like you, not because they're jealous, but maybe because you may not a likable person, maybe?

Boy's MySpace About Me:
I hate my life and I wear a lot of black makeup BUT DON'T JUDGE ME I'M A HUMAN BEING!

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Don't BUTTFUCK Me!

01.) to scam, cheat, try to pull the wool over someone's eyes

02.) a solid win over an opponent

03.) an obvious lie

01.) "Don't buttfuck me, bro."

02.) "That was a good buttfucking I gave those 7 year olds on the basketball court."

03.) Kenny: I just saw biggie smalls walking into the bank...
Stevie: No you didn't!
Kenny: Yes, I did...
Stevie: "Don't buttfuck me!"

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Please follow these 2 to the letter and you won't be flamed by definitions on Urban Dictionary. /sarcasm

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Don't mug yourself

Noun
1. Brit., informal for being stupid or gullible about what a person is telling you.

2. U.S., Losing your identity in a co-dependent relationship.

1. She's so full of bullshit mate.

No no its not like that, I can trust her.

Mate, "Don't mug yourself"

2. She says she likes artsy guys.

Do you think your an artsy guy?

I like art; Yeah I could be an artsy guy I guess.

Ugh, Don't mug yourself.

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don't spray it, say it

something u say to someone who spits while he talks, especially if he sprays/spits on u while he is talking to u....

if someone spits too much while u talk, then say "Don't spray it, SAY it"

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