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People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 3, 2018


Dont be a Clauren

Clauren is a person who likes to be amish and churn butter. If you are this person you will randomly call dibs on people and make innappropriate motions.

Crachel: teach me how to dougie t-t-teach me how to dougie.
Clauren: teach me how to churn t-t-teach me how to churn.
Crachel: Dont be a clauren!

by Crachel December 6, 2010


spit it out it dont belong to you

When you nutt in a chicks mouth and she has to spit it in the girl mouth next to her

Spit it out it dont belong to you, give it to jamie

by Squig9669 February 20, 2018


gO AWAY NAT I DONT LOVE YOU

It's a term that's commonly used by girl(s) that go by the name of Stevie when they're friendzoning someone. It can also be used when in need of attention because when you tell people (Nat) this phrase, they keep insisting to make you love them. Easy attention gain. Little do they know that they will never be loved. This sentence is known to be quite useful as it can get you out of multiple situations of trouble. For example, if you for some reason tell them accidentally that you love them and they ask you to repeat it, you can simply scream the sentence and you'll be out of the situation in the blink of an eye.

"hey Stevie, how does this shirt look on me?"
"gO AWAY NAT I DONT LOVE YOU"

by jenniestevs January 10, 2018


dont fall asleep yet

its a song by powfu and something you would say to your friends<33

person 1: ima sleep</3

person 2: dont fall asleep yet

by girl in red<333 April 11, 2021


They dont love you like i do.

something jaden wants to happen to him.

I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.

by jadenwantsthat January 22, 2021


dont ban me btw

for that report i just made

srsly dont ban me btw
they said it
its your fault for approving it

by Orrinpants October 27, 2021