info dump

Usually seen in online forums, where the easiness of Copy/Paste is abused, an info dump is used to deposit large amounts (usually entire articles) of information without summarizing or paraphrasing the information.

Anthony: Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Dirk: Nope, what is it?
Anthony: *copy & pastes entire article from Wikipedia and About.com*
Dirk: Holy shit, keep the info dump to yourself!

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Doodle Dump

The act of playing "Doodle Jump" while taking a dump. (most fun when playing in a public bahroom with no sound so when you die and curse, the other people around will be scared.)

Will ferrell and I were Doodle Dumping together while taking a poop in the stalls next to each other.

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Mall Dump

A dump that one would likely find in a mall bathroom toilet because the producer was so proud of it that he/she decided not to flush so that other people could see it. Can also be used to describe the estimated size of an upcoming dump.

Hey Eric check out this Mall Dump I just took in your toilet...SWEET!...or...Dude we gotta find a bathroom quick because I have to take a massive Mall Dump...HURRY!

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jizz dump

when someone deposits a copious amount of semen over a railing onto the passerby below.

A: Dude you totally just jizz dumped. They are going to be pissed!
B: I know, let's get the fuck out of here.

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awkward dump

is when a man or tranny takes a dump, most times in the morning and has a boner. This erection leaves people to decide whether or not to put their cock in the cold, wett bowl or put it up top and chaffe the bottom of your dick.

teenager: damm i just took the most awkward dump. i hate morning wood.

queer: damm thats hott

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rage dump

The modern equilivent of a "Chill Pill".

aa: PISSYFUCKYSHITTYCUNTYTWATTYBOLLOCKS!!
bb: Take a rage dump, dude...
aa: ... ...okay...okay. *heavy breathing*

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Naked Dump

When you strip yourself completely, from every piece of cloth on you, and take a king dump, regardless of location or time.

I am in a meeting with the CEO now, and considering a naked dump very soon!

I take a naked dump at the office almost every morning.

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