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after taking alot of xanax sometimes your eye starts to ache and hurt and thats an elephant eye
I popped 3 blues and a ladder last night and woke up with elephant eye
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When a girl/women exposes vagina to pull out of her pussy lips to resemble an elephant ear in participation of the brain game!
The famous Elephant Ear ...As close and closest in line of vision if made look at the E ear receives 4 kicks to the ass and should be claimed as a ear licking lip gobler!
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n. an individual characterized as being a strong democrat.
"Sarah Palin is so devout a democrat that when you cut her, elephants drop out."
"So that makes her an elephant bleeder?!"
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When one takes his dick out, and smacks it across another persons face, whether it be male or female does not matter it is still a kiss.
Bitch was talking shit, so I took my dick out and Elephant kissed her ass!!
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a) Unwanted or unneeded object
b) An aborted fetus
"Hills Like White Elephants" by Ernest Hemmingway
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Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.
What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?
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