Hes tall and probably a bit dumb.
He spends his time playing cs go and being inside.
"Why did you rush B"
"Starova team"
"Shut the fu*k up pidar*s"
"Sorry it was Nils-Elis"
Eli is such a squinky. He is funny and goofy, but very unsure of himself at times. He is humble, loyal and altogether quite charming. Eli will listen to every word you say and could repeat it verbatim. Once friends with Eli, you become family
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
The one and only Eli is such a squinky.
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
Eli Travis is a very athletic person with a good sense of humor,style, and is very smart and likeable. He is also good looking and really chill.
Look at that Eli Travis I wish I was his friend.
The greatest YouTube channel to ever exist in the history of the world (much better than peanut guy yt)
“Hey man did you see Eli’s Epic Life roast peanut guy yt on that YouTube video?”
Straight gassed up mf, straight steal your girl kinda nigga
Eli Hordiner just came to my house and stole my wife
An absolutely desolate town in the middle of Nevada. Only crackheads and pedophiles roam the streets, with a fair sprinkle of mormons and infidelity.
Where else in the USA is the closest Walmart located 3 hours away? Ely of course!
A hot sexy latina with dark hair, bien chichona y nalgona. Her favorite food is chicharrones. She loves calling people out on twitter. She's a loyal friend who will taser anyone that messes with her besties. She's not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Can be forgetful and drive off without her food. Loves giving lap dances. Changes her hair color every week. Her poops come out snake shaped. WAYYY out of her exes league, and out of their height range too. Her exes definitely lurk on her social media.
Ely, ely, look at me, curb stopping is not okay.